ABOUT IPA, AND INTRODUCING OUR FIRST COLUMNIST We rate everything from Port Townsend Brewing as quaffable, top-notch suds. That is our considered position on local beer and we’re sticking to it. So much for a beer tasting review. This is really about the last group of dancers in the Rhody Festival Parade. I was told they call themselves The IPA. Not India Pale Ale. No, they are “ The Intergalactic P**sy Alliance. ” You’d know how to fill in the missing letters if you had seen them. A group of women in very short skirts, some not reaching their thighs so that their underwear was out in the open. Their dance was nothing more than the thrusting of pelvises at the crowd. They were nondiscriminatory: men, women and children alike got the treatment. The woman gyrating directly in front of me wore lacy undies and franticly pushed her pubic area at nearby onlookers. Little was left to ...
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Very nice! I can almost smell it.
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